Blasfemie intelectuala… care, in fapt, nu face decat sa recunoasca Bunatatea lui Dumnezeu… dar e doar pentru ezoterici.
Sunteti niste tipi si tipe foarte draguti. Admir asta si invat de la voi. Dar realitatea unora dintre noi depaseste softu’ in care va scaldati cu ardoare melancolica. Unii dintre noi s-au nascut… intr-o alta nisa existentiala, pe care sunteti inca departe de a o intelege. Pot sa-i zic “hard”. Lupta, violenta, atacul, fie ele intelectuale sau nu, alcatuiesc regula intr-o astfel de nisa.
CV-ul meu
CV-ul meu
Upgrade prietena
Upgrade prietena
Upgrade de la programul Prietena 8.0 la programul Nevasta 1.0
(ghid de instalare)
Unul dintre prietenii mei s-a decis sa faca upgrade de la Prietena 8.0 la Nevasta 1.0 si a realizat ca acesta duce la un consum exagerat de memorie, lasand sistemulului extrem de putine resurse disponibile peantru alte aplicatii. El a observat de asemenea ca Nevasta 1.0 doreste din rasputeri sa se perpetueze (asemanator unui virus), ceea ce consuma de asemenea resurse deosebit de valoroase.
Manualul Angajatului
Manualul Angajatului
Manualul Angajatului. Cu intrare în vigoare imediata
Cum ne imbracam
Este recomandat sa veniti imbracati la serviciu conform salariului primit.
Daca purtati pantofi Prada de $350 sau o geanta Gucci de $600 vom presupune ca o duceti bine din punct de vedere financiar, deci nu aveti nevoie de o marire de salariu.
Nota interna
Nota interna
Email intr-o multinationala cu birou in Romania, referitor la folosirea limbajului la munca:
To: All Romanian Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:1. Words like “futui”, “în pula mea”, “pula” and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say “si-a bagat pula” when someone makes a mistake, or “s-a cacat pe el” if you see someone being reprehended, or “baga-mi-as”, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb “a se caca” and “a se fute” are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as “pula de om”, “cacanaru’” or “boul”.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as “pulalau” nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as “muiangiu”.
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as “porcarii”.
6. Do not say “futu-ti mata” if somebody is persistent; do not add “pula” mea, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say “am pus-o” (refer to item 2) nor “o sa ne-o traga” when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say “du-te-n pula mea” nor should you ever substitute “May I help you?” with “ce pula mea vrei”?
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners “bosorogi împutiti”.
9. Do not say “ia mai mereti-n pula cu cacatu’” asta when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer “futu-te-n cur” when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as “boul dracului” or “tampitu’ ala”.
11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as “pizdulica buna, futaciosu’” or “homalau’ lu’ peste”.
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say “ma sterg la cur cu textul asta”.Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
Thank you.
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