Asociatia tribala Apash Technology vrea sa va ajute mincati-v-ash; ca de-acu' tot romanu' o sa-si ia computar si n-o sa stie ce sa faca cu el. NOI sintem solutia mincati-v-ash! NOI oferim ceea ce tehnologia aia americana nu are: Placa de SEX (32 de biti,cu sexual microprocesor Romanez 666, motor Diesel 150 CP) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ - se instaleaza usor pa ibm, mac, mds (masina de spalat), amiga, hashceu, blugi Levi's (extra strength) etc. - vetzi primi pa degeaba si software da care trebuie ( simulari cu Madonna, Vacaroiu si Michael + upgrade Ion Iliescu). Configurare (usor mincati-ash): 1. Jumparii: 1 (j. de sex)| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 open : male | normal | normal | normal | normal closed: female | hard | perverted | homo/lesby| buci-buci pin' la moarte (usually not used) 2. Registers: Perverted register: PR (32 bits) 0 - normal (no perversions - default) bitzii: 1 - extra speed 2-3 - masturbation (trai oll 4 posibilitis shi vezi) 4 - oral sex 5-6 - masochism (5 - moderated, 6 - deathly) 7 - animalic sex 8 - sex a la Michael 9 - necrofilia 10 - pedofilia 11 - extra pain 12 - lubrifiant 13 - tailu' de matura (only for famales and asholes) 14 - undocumented 15 - random perversions 16 - suicide 17 - zoofilia 18 - vibrator (see VS register) 19-32 - hazardous area VS - Vibrator Settings 0 - manual (default) bitzii 1 - linear/circular 2 - random frequency (1 - 666 Hz; this means 1-666 rot/s if you're using circular type) Frequency bits: 3 - 1 Hz 3 and 4 - 10 Hz . . . all - 150 Hz CS - Compatibility Settings 1 - ANSI (oral sex; everyone is able to do it) 2 - IEEE (plug (in) and play (do it) ) 3 - POSIX ( standard UNIX commands: : only for multiuser boards; : a list of current users, time left to reach the orgasm and more "details" : current users and what they're doing. Example: bin 44 0.0 0.0 80 0 ? MF 19:39 0:00 (rpc.portmap) cioaba 743 0.0 7.3 372 524 v01 M 20:28 0:01 -assh (opened fucking session; trying to get in or to get it) cioaba 1621 0.2 13.8 1126 984 v01 M 21:29 0:03 pine (sexual request) fish 1 0.0 1.1 48 84 ? MF 19:38 0:02 init auto fish 5 0.0 0.7 32 52 ? MF 19:38 0:00 (update) fish 6 0.0 1.1 32 80 ? MF 19:38 0:00 update (bdflush) fish 24 0.0 2.4 64 176 ? M 19:39 0:00 /usr/sbin/crond -l10 (time for a good perversion....!) fish 40 0.0 1.9 65 140 ? F 19:39 0:03 /usr/sbin/orglogd fish 42 0.0 1.3 44 96 ? MF 19:39 0:00 /usr/sbin/asslogd fish 51 0.0 0.0 96 0 ? MF 19:39 0:00 (rpc.mountd) fish 53 0.0 0.0 112 0 ? MF 19:39 0:00 (rpc.nfsd) Also compatible with [sex] and [condom]. Shells: fsh - default fucking shell assh - only for gays; mosh - mouth shell; mash - masturbation shell; usage: mash -lefthand - righthand; psh - perverted shell; Deci asta-i minca-v-ash! Cumpara pina pa 31 decembrie and get an extra penis and some bonus assholes. Mentionam ca placa a fost testata pe un esantion reprezentativ de 1000 apashi si romani dintre care: 60% satisfacuti 39% morti si raniti 1% erori I/O Talon de Comanda: --------------------------------------------------------------------------- | DA, doresc sa cumpar placa de SEX Romanez 666 fara nici un risc, la | | pretul de 19 500 lei + taxe postale. Daca nu voi fi satisfacut indeajuns| | voi inapoia in termen de 30 zile produsul. Doresc sa fie trimis intr-un | | ambalaj discret, fara semne exterioare, si voi plati numai in momentul | | receptionarii coletului suma amintita. | | | | Nume:_______________________________; Sex: mascul[ ] femela[ ] fara[ ] | | Virsta:_____; Adresa:___________________________________________________| | Sex (dimensiuni in metri):______________________________________________| | Ati mai folosit produse ale firmei noastre? ____; Cit timp? ____________| |_________________________________________________________________________| Noul site: 29 aprilie 2010 am adaugat o sectiune de guestbook de pe care ne puteti trimite parerile voastre daca aveti nevoie de un site sau de publicitate pe internet intrati aici Cautam colaboratori pentru schimb de bannere